1 00:00:46,420 --> 00:00:47,790 Maria, dear, 2 00:00:48,170 --> 00:00:52,570 don't you think that everything around us is like... 3 00:00:52,770 --> 00:00:54,060 ...how is the decoration? 4 00:00:54,590 --> 00:00:55,370 Decoration? 5 00:00:57,620 --> 00:00:59,100 Yes, decoration. 6 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:01,280 DECORATION 7 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:04,080 Good night, darling. Love you. 8 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:05,830 I love you too 9 00:01:05,870 --> 00:01:07,630 more than anything else. 10 00:01:11,390 --> 00:01:12,840 Dear Maria. 11 00:01:12,950 --> 00:01:16,170 My name is Romeo-69, 12 00:01:16,210 --> 00:01:17,300 and I love you. 13 00:01:17,380 --> 00:01:19,620 I secretly watch you every day. 14 00:01:19,670 --> 00:01:21,820 You are such a special woman... 15 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:24,680 I want to get to know you better and love more. 16 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:29,110 Give you the life you you deserve full of love and passion. 17 00:01:29,150 --> 00:01:31,010 Wait for me under the old tree. 18 00:01:31,036 --> 00:01:35,620 With love, Romeo-69 19 00:01:37,130 --> 00:01:40,650 Hello, hello... 20 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:42,170 I love you. 21 00:01:42,380 --> 00:01:47,583 I'm Romeo-69... 22 00:01:47,770 --> 00:01:50,800 No. You are a terrible monster. 23 00:01:50,860 --> 00:01:52,642 No, no, no. 24 00:01:56,590 --> 00:01:59,430 No, no! 25 00:01:59,500 --> 00:02:02,650 Why am I a monster? 26 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:10,520 So this is former actor Ronald Duck. How are you? 27 00:02:10,570 --> 00:02:11,910 Well... 28 00:02:13,190 --> 00:02:15,160 I'm out of work 29 00:02:15,210 --> 00:02:19,830 my wife left me and I live off the garbage on the street. 30 00:02:19,910 --> 00:02:22,622 Look, I wet myself. 31 00:02:22,690 --> 00:02:26,103 I'm in a terrible, disgusting state. 32 00:02:26,129 --> 00:02:29,901 If you have stale food or used diapers... 33 00:02:29,930 --> 00:02:32,050 please give them to me! 34 00:02:34,930 --> 00:02:37,259 Great aroma of Acme coffee! 35 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:38,888 Tasty! 36 00:02:38,914 --> 00:02:41,800 I love unique and soothing aroma and taste 37 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:44,414 exceptional coffee "Acme". 38 00:02:46,630 --> 00:02:48,879 I heard: "Acme Coffee"? 39 00:02:49,700 --> 00:02:52,320 This is a delicious scent. 40 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:54,000 Can I have a cup? 41 00:02:54,130 --> 00:02:57,490 No, go away. We don't need nasty beggars here. 42 00:02:57,660 --> 00:02:58,670 Thank you. 43 00:03:05,140 --> 00:03:06,120 ANY LOCATION 44 00:03:08,566 --> 00:03:11,170 Hello Arnold, best friend. 45 00:03:11,220 --> 00:03:13,216 I'm on stage for free. 46 00:03:13,834 --> 00:03:17,070 Hey, I want to masturbate, how about you? 47 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:19,770 Let's masturbate! 48 00:03:19,820 --> 00:03:21,640 There are mermaids in the Internet lake... 49 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:25,332 Hot mermaids who love to touch themselves while you watch. 50 00:03:25,358 --> 00:03:28,820 You can stroke your penis while you're watching and they love it! 51 00:03:28,850 --> 00:03:30,540 Come on, let's go! 52 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:32,220 Well, probably yes... 53 00:03:32,300 --> 00:03:34,710 my sex life is pathetic. 54 00:03:37,353 --> 00:03:39,120 Shhh, don't make any noise. 55 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:42,210 Hee hee, it's right here. Shh... 56 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:08,480 Well, darling, have a nice day. 57 00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:09,530 I'm going to work. 58 00:04:09,620 --> 00:04:12,580 Arnold, You've been unemployed for many years. 59 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:26,990 Finally got it! 60 00:04:27,479 --> 00:04:29,453 You can't even imagine how I hate you! 61 00:04:29,775 --> 00:04:32,473 You are forever in my hands! 62 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:37,530 Phew, thank God! It was all a dream. 63 00:04:38,940 --> 00:04:42,196 Ooh, I love you! 64 00:04:45,197 --> 00:04:46,750 Ronald Duck, Ronald Duck! 65 00:04:46,776 --> 00:04:48,843 After living in the hell of drugs and alcohol, 66 00:04:48,870 --> 00:04:50,828 What's it like to return to film work? 67 00:04:50,854 --> 00:04:52,950 It was easy for me I played a beggar. 68 00:04:53,490 --> 00:04:56,600 This short film very important to me 69 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:59,760 because I returned to the working market... 70 00:05:02,574 --> 00:05:04,740 Who's laughing? 71 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:08,250 Who's laughing there?! 72 00:05:20,930 --> 00:05:22,320 Honey, I'll go... 73 00:05:22,350 --> 00:05:24,893 I'll meet Ramiro to smoke dope 74 00:05:24,919 --> 00:05:27,820 and avoid problems in my life, which I will never solve. 75 00:05:28,330 --> 00:05:30,720 Ramiro is dead, honey. 76 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:32,250 Have you forgotten? 77 00:05:32,284 --> 00:05:36,440 He died when the giant owl burst onto the stage and carried him away. 78 00:05:37,210 --> 00:05:40,040 I will never die as long as I'm alive inside you. 79 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:43,357 This is true, but I thought it was a dream. 80 00:05:43,650 --> 00:05:47,310 Arnold, you're not well. You should go to the doctor. 81 00:05:50,204 --> 00:05:54,080 Doctor, sometimes I can't tell Is this all real or just a dream! 82 00:05:54,110 --> 00:05:58,990 Dreams? Impossible. You can't dream in this world. 83 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:03,941 Poor Ramiro... 84 00:06:03,970 --> 00:06:06,128 Damn giant owls... 85 00:06:06,150 --> 00:06:09,690 Hello, I'm your best friend Ramiro. 86 00:06:09,730 --> 00:06:14,530 Do you want to smell it beautiful flowers with the scent of lavender? 87 00:06:14,670 --> 00:06:16,780 Hey, hey, wait a minute... You're not Ramiro. 88 00:06:16,850 --> 00:06:17,990 Ramiro is dead! 89 00:06:18,070 --> 00:06:19,214 Dead? 90 00:06:19,260 --> 00:06:22,454 I don't understand what you mean... uh... no... 91 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:25,010 God, this idiot is ruining everything! 92 00:06:26,850 --> 00:06:27,454 Improvise! 93 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:30,030 Uh... I love you 94 00:06:30,060 --> 00:06:33,479 I want to sleep with you, Arnold. 95 00:06:33,505 --> 00:06:34,446 I love you... 96 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:35,470 I love you Arnold... 97 00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:36,647 No! Don't come near! 98 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:38,023 No! Nope! 99 00:06:43,873 --> 00:06:46,344 We are your friends, don't run away! 100 00:06:47,020 --> 00:06:47,400 EXIT 101 00:06:49,339 --> 00:06:50,841 Where are you going? 102 00:06:50,867 --> 00:06:52,449 No, no, don't hit me don't hit me! 103 00:06:52,475 --> 00:06:53,642 I just want to get out of here. 104 00:06:53,668 --> 00:06:55,665 Don't hit me please! Don't hit me... No! 105 00:07:00,750 --> 00:07:03,610 Phew, thank God! It was all a dream. 106 00:07:07,148 --> 00:07:09,645 I don't know if all this is true 107 00:07:09,671 --> 00:07:11,260 or just a dream. 108 00:07:11,260 --> 00:07:12,520 Dream? 109 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:15,830 In this world dreams are impossible. 110 00:07:17,454 --> 00:07:18,280 Save... 111 00:07:18,310 --> 00:07:21,041 please save... Save... 112 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:22,820 Hello John Doe... 113 00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:25,245 Would you like a cup of delicious Acme coffee? 114 00:07:25,271 --> 00:07:27,290 Nooo!! 115 00:07:35,650 --> 00:07:39,410 The world is a beautiful scene 116 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:42,510 but the casting in it is deplorable. 117 00:07:55,500 --> 00:07:57,660 FINAL 118 00:07:58,700 --> 00:07:59,760 Maria, dear, 119 00:08:00,770 --> 00:08:04,587 don't you think that everything around us is like... 120 00:08:04,613 --> 00:08:06,000 like... decoration? 121 00:08:06,660 --> 00:08:07,680 Decoration? 122 00:08:07,940 --> 00:08:09,112 Yes, decoration. 123 00:08:09,140 --> 00:08:13,484 I don't know, you and I are sitting here, together as if we were happy. 124 00:08:13,510 --> 00:08:17,407 Don't you think everything is artificial? Is everything like decoration? 125 00:08:17,433 --> 00:08:18,936 Look! They are beautiful, but not real! 126 00:08:18,962 --> 00:08:19,938 They're made of plastic! 127 00:08:19,964 --> 00:08:24,263 And this tree is very realistic, but it’s not real, it’s drywall! 128 00:08:24,289 --> 00:08:29,274 Think about it: the air always smells like a lavender air freshener... 129 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:31,078 Doesn't anyone notice? 130 00:08:31,110 --> 00:08:34,668 These are not flowers It's just an air freshener! 131 00:08:34,700 --> 00:08:37,220 Just an air freshener! 132 00:08:37,970 --> 00:08:39,860 Nobody notices... 133 00:08:39,900 --> 00:08:43,513 Help me, help me... 134 00:08:57,220 --> 00:08:58,880 Look, my love. 135 00:09:16,710 --> 00:09:19,910 Look, all our friends are here. 136 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,903 We all love you so much. 137 00:09:25,269 --> 00:09:27,046 Yes, it's all decoration... 138 00:09:27,072 --> 00:09:29,400 but at least this is our scenery. 139 00:09:32,370 --> 00:09:35,212 Admit it, we are all actors. 140 00:09:36,475 --> 00:09:39,273 Yes, ha ha ha, what a fool I was! 141 00:09:39,300 --> 00:09:41,510 At least this is our scenery. 142 00:09:41,540 --> 00:09:44,970 Thank you, thank you all for always being there. 143 00:09:45,820 --> 00:09:47,410 I'm so happy here... 144 00:11:05,820 --> 00:11:11,400 Translation - A.Nevidimov